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College Essays

My college essay contains the following quotes:

- shining, sparkling, wonderful smelling books
- I mean, words? On paper!? Come on!
- Unless it’s a story about a boy wizard or sparkly vampires, ain’t nobody gunna care.
- practically demand that I read such-and-such because “it’s [insert descriptive word of choice here]”
- millions of green Sticky Notes with book suggestions covering my room/computer/notebook/guinea pig.
- the best way to get glitter was by feeding faeries broccoli.
- Last time I took a significant break from reading, I’m pretty sure the [to-be-read] pile started growling at me.
- oh nay nay!
- snooty world famous journalist
- rabid hippopotamus

... I really hope whoever ends up reading it has a sense of humor.