Postcard For Reader

You Know You Work At A Library When...

You know you work at a library when...
You can't find books because they're not in alphabetical order.
You speak Dewey Decimal System: books on history are referred to as 900s, etc.
You spy books pushed to the back of the shelf and have to pull them back out.
Your friends ask you to pick up their holds.
You have over sixty books checked out because, as an employee, you don't get fined.
If you see a book out of place, you have to put it back. Even if you're in a classroom.
Barnes and Noble and Borders annoy you because they're not organized like the library.
The highlight of your day comes from successfully shelf reading...
... anything.
Your teachers ask you to organize things because they know how good you are at it.
The teachers and school librarian ask you questions on libraries and organization.
Books that don't fit properly on a shelf annoy you.
You freak out when you see books stacked on top of other books.
Fines aren't fines. They're library donations.
Little old ladies who love romance novels make your day.

... Oh, library.