Postcard For Reader

My To Be Read Pile

I weeded through my bookcase and yanked out all the books I own that I haven't read.

... I have over eighty books in my TBR pile.
Oh sweet Oz.
Shoot me now.

I'll have a picture up for you when I come home from school. They're all crammed on top of two of my cabinets. I'm waiting for them to fall and crush something. (Probably my foot.)

The question is... what to read first?